- someone: what's your favorite movie
- me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
June 2012
the word radical reminds me of this cup
wow kids these days age 13 smoking weed and having sex? when I was that age i was popping pills, injecting heroin and planning my 10th murder
- Girl: Hey can you check for me?
- Friend: Yeah walk in front of me.
- *looks at butt*
- Friend: Nope, you're good.
tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website
Play
0:20
why is there a muddy paw-print on my bedroom wall
is my dog fucking spiderman or something
i was using fucking as an intensifier not a verb okay
gay
tears
if i had a nickle for every time i wept gay tears
Friendly reminder that bacteria are having sex on your skin
i thought bacteria reproduced asexually
Sometimes I wonder how many people are theatre fans on tumblr.
Reblog if you enjoy theatre.
Any musical.
Any straight play.
If there is a single one you like, reblog.
adele is pregnant
- me: wat
- my mom: wat
- my dad: wat
- my best friend: wat
- the dog: wat
- oprah: wat
- obama: wat
- cinderella: wat
- anne frank: wat
- jesus: wat
- the world: wat
- satan: wat
- the father: wat
